Adventures of a Drunkard Pilot

Waking up in the future where the only thing more imminent than the threat of a corrupt government is an alien invasion isn't bad. Waking up and having to deal with all of that with only your two closest friends and very few memories isn't the bad part. What IS the bad part is that, in the future, there are no cigars or whiskey. At least your Mech suit still works. Everything else, you'll figure out as you go. In a world void of everything you remember, the only ones you can trust are your squad mates. After that, comes a lot of improvising. You're Jester Squad, after all. We kinda just make it up as we go.

Still pissed about the cigars and whiskey.