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Love Is The Cruellest Way To Die || Carry On, Baz

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Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch and Simon Snow at Hogwarts being the most chaotic wizards in existence. Baz harbours a secret and Simon is oblivious. 


Penelope Bunce, the most brilliant witch in her year must help a muggle, Shepard Love, out of a sticky situation. 


Agatha Wellbelove, the most skilled quidditch players in Hogwarts runs into constant trouble with the Captain of the Ravenclaw team, her team.All Rights Reserved

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Idiot II Chapter One
Thu, Mar 17, 2022

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Idiot II Chapter One
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