A mentally disturbed girls dictionary of creative words

Have you been dreaming of finding new and strange words?
Probably not.
This is the perfect place to find words never before seen.
I'd love to become the new Roald Dahl because of his creative use of imagination.
But we all know that this will never happen so I suppose that this is what I will be doing for a while.
Please don't be a silent reader! Comment so that I can see your thoughts!
I hope you enjoy! :)