Lisa is pressured by her mother to either land a golden rice bowl (good paying job) or find a golden turtle (rich husband).
So the stakes are high at her latest job interview. Driven by desperation, Lisa comes up with a devious plan to drive away the other candidate. Of course, things do not go as plan when the other candidate turns out to be her interviewer!
From Shusheng Bar:
Lisa: "General manager, I only said I will cook but did not agree to wash the dishes."
Jungkook: "If you don't wash the dishes, do you expect me to wash them?"
Lisa: "Do you know a woman is most attracted to a man who can do housework? Especially when he is wearing an apron and washing the dishes. This is the ideal image of a good man in the thinking of a majority of the women. In order to create the prefect image of a good man, I feel it is necessary for you to wash the dishes."
Jungkook: "A man who washes the dishes is really very attractive?"
Lisa: "Really!"
Jungkook: "Well, I will believe you this once."
Jungkook: "Lisa, come into the kitchen."
Lisa: "Do you need me to help you with something?"
Jungkook: "Just stand there and don't move."
Lisa: ".....?"
Lisa: "If there is nothing I can help you with, I'll go out."
Jungkook: "Standstill!"
Lisa: "You asked me to come in, just to..... watch you wash the dishes?"
Jungkook: "If you don't watch, what is the point of me washing the dishes?"
Lisa: "....."
Jungkook is distressed: "I fell in love with a person, but I do not know how to say to her."
Lisa suggested: "This is simple! Directly tell her I love you, should be all right?"
Jungkook is worried: "But ...... I'm worried that she will not accept me."
She comforted: "How can since you are such an outstanding man? There must be something wrong with her brain if she doesn't accept you!"
Jungkook nodded: "Well, I love you!"
Lisa: "...... Huh, there is something wrong with my brain ......"
Jungkook: "......"
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This is not my story
Author -Fei Gu Niang
(Jennie)
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
(Lisa)
I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife, in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight, while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight
High off of love drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love her the more I suffer
I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown
She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me
And I love it, wait
Where you going? I'm leaving you
No you ain't, come back
We're running right back, here we go again
BOOK 1
This is a (JenLisa💓 a G!P Story) if you're not comfortable please leave at once.
J💓L version adaptation