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Dick Head and Virgin Pants

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The female protagonist turns, and at that exact moment light breeze blows by, making a few strands of her hair move with the air. She walks slowly flashing her million dollar smile. She's just too perfect to be real. With a body to die for, flawless skin, the most beautiful eyes.

And dunn dunn dunn...the male protagonist fells in love at that very first sight with his little man just too excited. She falls in love with him too and they live happily ever after.

 

Fvck !! That's all bull! It so hilarious, isn't it? And I'm done playing cupid with those 'perfect to be real' kinda people.

 

So, that's why I went on this 'playing cupid and messing around' mission to have a lil fun and a break. Lemme tell you it was one hella awesome experience. I'm actually on the way to see the final outcome of this mess I made with these two poor souls, well scratch that  they are not poor. They were actually each other's wildest dream. Wanna join in the ride? I'll tell you everything from the time I came into picture and decided they were my targets for my first round of this mission.

 

 

Ready? Fasten your seatbelts and let me have the pleasure to tell you a  story of a "Dick-head and Virgin- Pants". Hope you enjoy it as much as I (cupid) had fun playing with their lives. Well, here we go…All Rights Reserved

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Secret Santa ✔️

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