Da Musik Messiah
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Complete, First published Mar 17, 2022
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A story about drugs, music, pizza and saving the world. When Charles Johnson (@chuckiej or @cdawg to his tribe) is visited by an alien disguised as a pizza delivery guy, he is shocked to find out that he is the 'Chosen One' whose mission it is to save the world through musik.

Da Musik Messiah is a short story from the weird and wonderful imagination of published author Joe Novella. To see more of his work visit https://www.patreon.com/5minutefiction
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