Come aboard the SS Grandma-Was-A-G for three hours of dancing, drinking, live entertainment, and other debauchery as we sail in a circle on the beautiful Pacific Ocean.
Cruises depart nightly at 10pm.
Discount tickets available at East Highland Dairy - "Beer so cheap you'll cream!"
* please note we only accept bitcoin, ethereum, and unmarked bills. OFFER DOGECOIN, WALK THE PLANK.
**price of admission includes one drink.
***two-drink minimum purchase required to depart craft upon completion of cruise.
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While settling Marie's estate after her death, Fez and Ash discover that their grandma was prepared to launch a new business venture just before her stroke eight years ago put her in a coma.
Now saddled with a luxury party yacht, a liquor license, and an overwhelming desire to not deal with this shit, Fezco signs Grandma's last business venture over to his 13 year-old brother Ashtray and his brother's new bff / business partner, Suze Howard (yes, his grumpy little brother is best friends with his girlfriend's alcoholic mother what's your problem you got a problem?).
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this is a work of fanfiction featuring characters and backstory from HBO's Euphoria.
(c) all rights reserved
"You're different from what I expected," she said softly.
"How so?" he asked, glancing at her.
"I don't know," she replied, searching for the right words. "You just... have this way of making people feel like they matter. Even here, in this... nightmare."
He was quiet for a moment before responding. "You matter, Y/n. Don't forget that."
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Y/n wakes up in the deadly Squid Game, surrounded by strangers and fighting to survive. What she doesn't know is that the mysterious Frontman is watching her every move through the cameras- and she's caught his attention.