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This isn't weird.

umdontjudgemeok

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Reads 6,884
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Parts 150
Time 28h 54m

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This is absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT the beginning of a bizarrely elaborate romantic fantasy starring Ben Schwartz. Are you kidding me? That would be so fucking weird. Who does that? I'm 31 years old. I am not the kind of unhinged person that would spend my free time writing creepy fanfiction about a celebrity (whose work I happen to very much enjoy, and I absolutely do NOT have an unhealthy, obsessive infatuation with). Look, if YOU happen to imagine the main character, whose name just happens to COINCIDENTALLY be Ben, as Ben Schwartz, that is on you, you fucking freak. Don't project your creepy fixation onto me. 

I am a normal adult human woman writing normal adult human fiction that isn't weird. This isn't weird AT ALL. Seriously, guys. Shut the fuck up.All Rights Reserved

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The Unwelcomed Guest (Ben x Reader)

A relatively comfortable life for (Name). She has a little brother, Jake, that she loves dearly, and a mother and father that she adores when they're not arguing. Unfortunately, (Name's) life is turned upside down by an unwelcomed guest. So what happens when (Name's) world is changed for good? After losing her parents, (Name) must learn to be a "better" big sister to Jake. Most importantly, she has to come to terms with what she wants and how to forgive. (Name) will never forget what happened but will she be able to love someone other than Jake? (Name) must struggle with her internal conflicts while also facing - what feels like - a major annoying external problem. Disclaimer: I do not own Ben Drowned or media. I only own the storyline, the characters I've created, and the book cover I made.