Every Man Shall Have His Mare Again

Speedo Joe Poseidon Gorilla Venom Rubio Cruz McRamirez is an eyebrow-raising bloke with an eyebrow-raising name. He is also a real estate agent, the second ranked in FBI officer in the world, a plumber, a dentist, an amalgam crown manufacturer, a former Olympic gold medalist, a rock climber, a cow manure fertilizing person, a rockstar, a knock-off Dhar Mann life lesson YouTuber, a rapper who raps in four different languages, a fugitive of Zimbabwe among about a hundred other things that are too long to list. Also, he is one sixty-fourth Welsh, one sixteenth Irish, one thirty-second Indian, one sixteenth Spanish, one sixty-fourth Latvian, one eighth Greek, one a hundred and twenty-eighth Italian, one sixteenth British, and one third French. You name it, he is a pretty remarkable man, who, SPOILER ALERT, will get catfished and kidnapped by a bunch of spicy tuna sushi-eating goblins.