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Portal Greg and Hannah

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Hannah and Greg are best friends. Except Greg likes to pull elaborate pranks on Hannah, and she DOES NOT appreciate the clearly genius caliber of his pranks.
 This time, however, he's sure this prank will be the evilest, most extravagant, and downright extra prank yet. Because Hannah's just bought 100 pounds of her favorite freeze-dried food to store for the upcoming months of space exploration. Fettuccini Alfredo.
 And it's unguarded. Tethered to the space station just outside a viewing window. And suddenly Greg is either about to win a 'World's Greatest Prankster' award, or he's going to lose a friend. 

 This story is a retelling of my little brother's version of real events. In reality,  Hannah really did lose some fettuccini alfredo, and it really did go missing for abnormally long only to be found in the weirdest place ever.
 
 My brother gave me permission to do a more advanced retelling of his short story, so here we go!All Rights Reserved

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Sat, Mar 19, 2022

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