Mountain Town: The Split but Whole
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  • Time 2h 40m
  • Reads 580
  • Votes 13
  • Parts 16
  • Time 2h 40m
Complete, First published Mar 19, 2022
Mature
At the start of the school year, all the kids' friend groups have been divided into two different fifth-grade classes. What will Stan do without Kyle by his side?... Wendy without Bebe? ... Craig without Tweek?! It's a disaster! 

To make matters worse, Michael and Henrietta have continued on to middle school, and Pete feels more sad and alone then ever.

Meanwhile, Denver and Jimmy investigate the truth about Denver's mom and make some startling discoveries. 

Mature: contains offensive language, crude humor, and adult themes like mental health and crime. But despite this most of the stories are really quite sweet at their core. (No smut! eew.)

CW: Please note the language is really VERY offensive including slurs, ableism, sexism, homophobia, body-shaming, abuse, curses, and just generally uncomfortable and unkind things. While this may unfortunately be hurtful to read at times, I decided it was more important to be true to these characters and the way they think and express themselves. 
Especially since no one reads these anyway.
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Tolkein, now trusted by his parents to go by himself, invites his friends to the summer resort that his family travels to every year. He decides to bring along seven of his friends, under the requirement that they must all pair up and share a room... Cut to Craig Tucker, a seemingly apathetic boy who in all reality, secretly does give a shit. Having no one else left, he is forced into pairing up with Tweek, a boy who can't seem to keep his chill. Sharing a room with some guy he barely knows isn't really that big of a deal...That is unless there is a shortage of beds for PLOT CONVENIENCE. Just when they thought it couldn't get any more awkward, something unsuspecting happens...After an accidental first kiss between the two of them, these assholes begin to see each other in a whole different light. Will Craig and Tweek actually be able to make it through the summer? It all depends on whether or not they can handle the embarrassments to come... Art on cover made by yours truly.