The Eye Candy Mans

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Fourteen. Mentally not okay. Slightly addicted to a bunch of stuff. With a crappy family. And then got kidnapped. Held hostage. In a luxurious mansion. With a bunch of dudes within her age range. That have dark pasts. And are emotionally unstable. Which is her type. And they're all single. And they're all really hot. So... with lots of pizza, tv, money and free time, her and her new friends have a lot to do.

Um, warning I guess. Gets a little really graphic kinda. It gets gory, so for those of you who have a weak stomach I don't recommend, so yeah... thx?

Love ya -MuffinsAll Rights Reserved

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