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Too Shrexy to Handle 💀

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Reads 556
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Parts 9
Time 10m

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After having issues with Fiona, Shrek stumbles upon Obama at a meeting he instantly falls in love with him. This is just a blank slate for the new version of the story. HINT: Has to do with a Collab.. ;) 

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