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How to annoy the Harry Potter gang

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TheHalfBloodPrincess

Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort,      getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)All Rights Reserved

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BEAUTIFUL FLOWER | MATTHEO RIDDLE by rcgulusbIack

"Why don't you just leave me alone?" I spit at him, the anger laced in my voice angered him and I loved it. I watched as he clenched his jaw, staring at me as his eyes darkened; walking up to me, soon towering over me making me realize how small I was under him. "Because," he tilted his head, walking me back up against the stone wall, my back slamming against it, sending a shock down my body. "You're the only girl that doesn't beg on their knees for me," he leaned closer to me, his breath fanning my face, his curly hair brushing against my forehead. Suddenly his hand pounced onto my neck, tightly grabbing it, causing me to let out a loud gasp. I brought both of my hands to cover his, but he was much stronger than me-and watching him watch me struggle, I noticed a wicked grin crawl onto his face. He leaned in closer, his lip brushing against my ear, and I feel him smirk. "And it fucking infuriates me." All Rights Reserved to jegulusarcturus on Wattpad. Copyrighted 2021 best ranks #1 in spice #55 in hp #41 in draco malfoy #38 in harrypotterfanfic

The Truly Immune by ardenswriting

My name is Victoria Rose Black. My father is Sirius Black, yes, the murder. When I was 3 he was arrested and thrown into Azkaban, after the murder of Lily, James, and Peter Pettigrew. Remus Lupin took me in and started to homeschool me until I was 11. When my letter arrived I was ecstatic. I wrote a letter to my father about going to Hogwarts and wanting to be in Gryffindor like him and Moony. Moony is Lupin. It's his nickname dad and James Potter gave him. The Weasley's are like family to me, whenever Moony has his furry problem once a month I would go over to the Weasley's Burrow. I love all of them dearly. Bill and Charlie are like my older brothers. The twins are like my annoying friends that are always with me. Rons really annoying but always brings me the best food if I don't feel the best. Ginny loves to steal my clothes but she's the best little sister anyway. I'm the same age as George and Fred. I can't wait to do Quidditch. Maybe I can join the team. I would love to beat Diggory at it. Cedric Diggory is like my best friend in the whole world. We met when I was 8 and had run away from home because I didn't want to go to the burrow. Well Cedric dragged me home and helped me to the burrow. After that we were nonstop owling. Sorry I suck at writing descriptions will probably change by end of book I do not own Harry Potter or the characters just the ones i create it will follow most of the plot but i may change somethings. JK Rowling does own Harry Potter and all the Character belong to her. I am not trying to copy just bring some new content to Harry Potter. A/n The story isn't finished but I lost inspiration so while i try to find new content for it, this story is going to be discontinued :(

The Order of Mischief I (Marauders) by wordsofkaos

[EDITED] FIRST YEAR AT HOGWARTS --- Seven years at Hogwarts is enough to create the most loyal of friendships that will last a whole lifetime, or enemies that will try to outlive you. The daughters of the House of Zion find themselves standing alongside strangers in their first year, only to later be split apart as they are placed in the four different houses. Because of their shared blood, the girls frequently meet up and attract the attention of their schoolmates, and eventually that of the Marauders. From first year to seventh year, James Potter and his friends (the Marauders) gather to become the most popular group of boys, all whilst pulling pranks on their peers. As they grow up, some of their friendships fail to maintain platonic and become romantic, even with the most unexpected of people. But with the threat and worry of Lord Voldemort gaining power, the Zion's and Marauders find themselves in tricky situations, where they question their loyalties and priorities. From discovering their own powers, trading secrets and inventing foolish pranks, to fighting to save the world and protecting all that they love and care for, the group learn they are no longer children and have to give up more than they anticipated they would ever have to. --- Writing Dates: February 5, 2022 - March 20, 2023

Blood is falling | Slytherin boys by mattheoriddlesbxtch

(MATTHEO IS ENDGAME) You are in the 4th year of witchcraft but are starting your first year at Hogwarts, due to being expelled from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic due to a terrifying secret. You are sorted into Slytherin and befriend the overprotective slytherin boys quickly who you instantly connect with, however there is a certain boy in the group who you do not seem to get along with. But what happens when your secret comes out? when you are put into danger by Tom and Mattheo Riddles father, Voldemort? what will happen next? Some quotes from my book so far: "Be careful of that girl, she's changed. There's a fire burning in her eyes and you can see it" "I'll slit your fucking throat with tears rolling down my cheeks." "It was the way she looked at me, like there was something in me worth looking at" "She's got such a good heart, she really does. It's just been broken, a lot." None of the characters in this story are mine, except for jackson Also I am hoping to make a long story, however believe it or not wattpad is not my only life 🫠 but i will try and write as much as possible. also please feel free to request ideas and give advice (nice advice) I have used some scenes from the actual movies but changed them around a bit to involve you and the boys in the story more. There may also be smut scenes and triggering themes such as suicide, self harm, abuse, eating disorder etc. If you get triggered by these themes or do not like smut I will put a warning. 🔞 for smut scenes and 🚨for triggering scenes. Please do not read until you see the warnings again. I hope you enjoy x Thank youuu ❤️😘

Only for a moment •-• HP FANFIC by AtlasKozume

WEEKLY UPDATES Every Saturday at 8:30 Am EDT One week break between years ↢----------Year 1------------↣ "Do you not care?!" "No, why would I?" "aren't you at least Angry?!" "No." ↢----------Year 2------------↣ "Ya Know, I'm kinda Jealous of the moon." "Why?" "It gets to be alone with no one to bother it" "Yea but isn't that Lonely." "I don't think so." ↢----------Year 3------------↣ "Bloody Hell Atlas! You just let that happen?!" "Was I supposed to fight back?" "For a bloody third year you're not the brightest are you?" "Well, I didn't get into Ravenclaw for a reason, now you know it." "Bloody hell.." ↢----------Year 4------------↣ "Stupid Little Mudblood! Can't do anything without that weasel now can you?!" "Weasel? Do you mean Ron? Also I'm a halfblood." "Of course, that's who I mean Mudblood!" "I can do a lot of things without Him. I didn't know him till I was 11." "Yeah, but didn't you have your sister before? Well until she died Of course." "..." "That's why you carry that Bloody lizard around with you isn't it?" "...Shut up Malfoy." ↢-----------Year 5-----------↣ "What happened in Detention?" "Nothing." "I'm not stupid. I know what she did to Harry. Did she do the same to you?!" "..." "Bloody hell Atlas!" "Why are you so angry?" "Cause she hurt You!" "..." "..Did it hurt?" "..Yea" ↢-----------Year 6-----------↣ "I'm in love" "In love?" "Not new information, Arthur" "Ron?" "Ron." ↢-----------Year 7-----------↣ "Atlas..!" "..." "No!" ↢-----------Year 8-----------↣ ↢----------------------↣

My Green Reflection by laylaloveslupin

When Hermione finds her self coming back to Hogwarts for a Manditory 8th year, she is put in a place she shouldn't be. A place too close to Draco Malfoy a place were it should be impossible for her to stand and Draco is determined to find out why and how. "Dear Miss Granger, I am writing to you today to inform you that you have been chosen for the resorting program. We, The Ministry have decided that all people who were in attendance of they're seventh year at Hogwarts during the war is required to return back to Hogwarts for a mandatory 8th year. As this is mandatory all former 7th years will be in attendance, if you are to refuse the resorting program you will be transferred to the nearest Wizarding school for a year. Upon your re-arrival at Hogwarts all new 8th years will be required to be re-sorted due to the fact that now you are no longer under Age, your personality may have changed especially due to the war. This is a program that will be exclusive to the new 8th years however, 4th years to 7th years will be eligible to apply if they were heavily involved in the war. Please owl us back at your nearest convenience. After receiving your confirmation of attendance owl we will send you a list of supplies required immediately. -kind regards The Department of Education and Child welfare - Ministry of Magic LND"

Spirals || Mattheo Riddle by mrxshxx

"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy reading

Filthy Little Secret - Draco x reader by Alpacalypse

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BEAUTIFUL FLOWER | MATTHEO RIDDLE

"Why don't you just leave me alone?" I spit at him, the anger laced in my voice angered him and I loved it. I watched as he clenched his jaw, staring at me as his eyes darkened; walking up to me, soon towering over me making me realize how small I was under him. "Because," he tilted his head, walking me back up against the stone wall, my back slamming against it, sending a shock down my body. "You're the only girl that doesn't beg on their knees for me," he leaned closer to me, his breath fanning my face, his curly hair brushing against my forehead. Suddenly his hand pounced onto my neck, tightly grabbing it, causing me to let out a loud gasp. I brought both of my hands to cover his, but he was much stronger than me-and watching him watch me struggle, I noticed a wicked grin crawl onto his face. He leaned in closer, his lip brushing against my ear, and I feel him smirk. "And it fucking infuriates me." All Rights Reserved to jegulusarcturus on Wattpad. Copyrighted 2021 best ranks #1 in spice #55 in hp #41 in draco malfoy #38 in harrypotterfanfic