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How to annoy the Harry Potter gang

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TheHalfBloodPrincess

Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort,      getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)All Rights Reserved

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Cassiopeia Weasley by RALWrites2

"Cassiopeia Lynx Weasley. I thought you were dead seeing as you were born premature. But you are a (?????????) and best friend of (?????) . So I won't hurt you just hand me the stone. You know where it is give it now... Did your parents not tell you? You are a recantation. You were dying until Lily Potter died when I killed her. You did a 180 because of her spirit latching on. If I hadn't killed her you would have died. So in a way you owe me for your life." I don't owe you anything and I never will Voldemort.

The Truly Immune by ardenswriting

My name is Victoria Rose Black. My father is Sirius Black, yes, the murder. When I was 3 he was arrested and thrown into Azkaban, after the murder of Lily, James, and Peter Pettigrew. Remus Lupin took me in and started to homeschool me until I was 11. When my letter arrived I was ecstatic. I wrote a letter to my father about going to Hogwarts and wanting to be in Gryffindor like him and Moony. Moony is Lupin. It's his nickname dad and James Potter gave him. The Weasley's are like family to me, whenever Moony has his furry problem once a month I would go over to the Weasley's Burrow. I love all of them dearly. Bill and Charlie are like my older brothers. The twins are like my annoying friends that are always with me. Rons really annoying but always brings me the best food if I don't feel the best. Ginny loves to steal my clothes but she's the best little sister anyway. I'm the same age as George and Fred. I can't wait to do Quidditch. Maybe I can join the team. I would love to beat Diggory at it. Cedric Diggory is like my best friend in the whole world. We met when I was 8 and had run away from home because I didn't want to go to the burrow. Well Cedric dragged me home and helped me to the burrow. After that we were nonstop owling. Sorry I suck at writing descriptions will probably change by end of book I do not own Harry Potter or the characters just the ones i create it will follow most of the plot but i may change somethings. JK Rowling does own Harry Potter and all the Character belong to her. I am not trying to copy just bring some new content to Harry Potter. A/n The story isn't finished but I lost inspiration so while i try to find new content for it, this story is going to be discontinued :(

The Silent Wish: A Drarry Story by gazingnightsinlove

A busted up Draco Malfoy, rooming with Harry Potter who seems so interested yet never ask how Draco got so seriously injured. What exactly happened on the day of the final war? The dead doesn't just come to life, and Harry Potter was dead. What happened? Wha made Harry wake up in Hagrid's arms? "Just because i brought up amongst hate, doesnt mean i never craved for love" "W-what did you do?" "I almost killed someone, and even though that person survived, he wasn't alive, a living corpse, wanting love. Ridiculous isnt it? " TW. Mentions of death and suicide smut Foul language Characters are JK Rowlings, the story idea is mine, so credits to her for making the HP books. Hallelujah *eyeroll*

Blood is falling | Slytherin boys by mattheoriddlesbxtch

(MATTHEO IS ENDGAME) You are in the 4th year of witchcraft but are starting your first year at Hogwarts, due to being expelled from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic due to a terrifying secret. You are sorted into Slytherin and befriend the overprotective slytherin boys quickly who you instantly connect with, however there is a certain boy in the group who you do not seem to get along with. But what happens when your secret comes out? when you are put into danger by Tom and Mattheo Riddles father, Voldemort? what will happen next? Some quotes from my book so far: "Be careful of that girl, she's changed. There's a fire burning in her eyes and you can see it" "I'll slit your fucking throat with tears rolling down my cheeks." "It was the way she looked at me, like there was something in me worth looking at" "She's got such a good heart, she really does. It's just been broken, a lot." None of the characters in this story are mine, except for jackson Also I am hoping to make a long story, however believe it or not wattpad is not my only life 🫠 but i will try and write as much as possible. also please feel free to request ideas and give advice (nice advice) I have used some scenes from the actual movies but changed them around a bit to involve you and the boys in the story more. There may also be smut scenes and triggering themes such as suicide, self harm, abuse, eating disorder etc. If you get triggered by these themes or do not like smut I will put a warning. 🔞 for smut scenes and 🚨for triggering scenes. Please do not read until you see the warnings again. I hope you enjoy x Thank youuu ❤️😘

Everyone deserves a second chance by lilyflower130

It's the marauders fifth year at hogwarts and their having the time of their life. Until. Sirius does the unthinkable. He betrays all of his friends trust. He can't live with himself. Every ounce of him is wounded with regret for almost ruining the boy he loves life. How will he ever be able to make it up to him? This is a story about what happened post the prank,from Sirius's perspective. It is also a wolf star fic. This is my first time writing fanfiction so please be polite if it's not the best you've ever read. I hope you love this story. Started: Dec 27 2024 Ending: don't know yet Approx: 60-70 chapters I try to update every week,srry if sometimes it takes longer. This is my story, but the characters and the main plot line belong to J.K.Rowling. I'm just writing in all the details that she didn't add. Love Josie xxx

Dangerous Game ~Mattheo Riddle~ by Anna_Brtrd

*- You know what ? I'm sure you're in love with me, you just don't want to admit it. - Yeah that's it. I said sarcastically. Even for one million galleons I would never date you. You're disgusting Riddle. - Well let's see how much I disgust you Princess. I have a proposition, we're gonna play a game. These are the rules : the first one of us who fall in love with the other lose. We can flirt, kiss and fuck eachother. Are you in or you're afraid to lose against my natural beauty ? - I'm already the winner Riddle. - We'll see Wilson . - Okayyyy! That'll be interesting... Game's on everyone ! Theodore added practically cheering. * ~~ Tessa, born in a Deatheater family, enters in her 6th year at Hogwarts. This year she'll face evry type of challenge. The biggest ? Her own thoughts, her confusion, the knots of lies. Mattheo Riddle, heir of a damned name, is that incurable, arrogant, guy. Love ? He doesn't know what it is or what it means. They hate. They'll bet. They'll play. They'll hurt. But will they learn to love ? 🥈#task 03.2025 🥉#parties 03.2025 🥉 #wizards 03.2025 ⚠️TW : sexual scenes, smutt, cussing, bad mental health, self harm, bullying, torture⚠️ I'll put a ♤ whenever there's hot fluff or smutt. Don't stop on the first chapters ! My writing gets better by the time and maybe the story too ( I don't know I haven't finished it yet, hehe). this is JK ROLLING'S universe ! I only own Tessa Wilson, her life, every things that turns around her and Emily and Timothy Lerson . The chronology won't be totally respected (like Snape is still the potion professor, there's gonna be a yule ball, ect...). English isn't my first language, I'm French so I apologise for the spelling, grammar or conjugation errors I will make Enjoy guys ! Kiss !

I'm his | Draco Malfoy by moonychild_

Everybody is shocked when Olivia arrives at Hogwarts during the 5th year. No one seems to know anything about her, except Dumbledore. And many want to know... Names and characters (except the main character) are taken from JK Rowling's work. I don't own any of them. Nevertheless, the story is my invention. I don't agree with Rowling's homotransphobic views. DISCLAIMER: In this story: Narcissa and Bella are step-sisters and are not blood-related. The only challenges Harry had to face were stealing the Philosopher's Stone from Lord Voldemort and sending his ghost away in the Chamber of Secret. The Three Wizards Tournament didn't involve Barty Crouch Junior at all and everything went well, in fact Cedric didn't die in the last challenge. Sirius was at Azkaban until Harry went to Elementary school, then he was freed by Dumbledore and was sent home; he needed to prove to the Ministry of Magic he was capable of taking care of himself and only after six years he found out about his Godson. Harry has been living at Grimmauld Place with Sirius ever since he went to Hogwarts. Lord Voldemort hasn't risen completely yet. Luna, Ginny and Astoria are all in the same year. Remus works at the Ministry of Magic and comes to visit Sirius once in a while. Olivia, the main character, grew up half with Bellatrix and half with Sirius, but only in the present time he could win the battle with Bellatrix and send Olivia to Hogwarts. I hope I didn't forget anything. FF! AU! Smut scenes-Strong language TW: SA, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, DEATH, SEX

Only for a moment •-• HP FANFIC by AtlasKozume

WEEKLY UPDATES Every Saturday at 8:30 Am EDT One week break between years ↢----------Year 1------------↣ "Do you not care?!" "No, why would I?" "aren't you at least Angry?!" "No." ↢----------Year 2------------↣ "Ya Know, I'm kinda Jealous of the moon." "Why?" "It gets to be alone with no one to bother it" "Yea but isn't that Lonely." "I don't think so." ↢----------Year 3------------↣ "Bloody Hell Atlas! You just let that happen?!" "Was I supposed to fight back?" "For a bloody third year you're not the brightest are you?" "Well, I didn't get into Ravenclaw for a reason, now you know it." "Bloody hell.." ↢----------Year 4------------↣ "Stupid Little Mudblood! Can't do anything without that weasel now can you?!" "Weasel? Do you mean Ron? Also I'm a halfblood." "Of course, that's who I mean Mudblood!" "I can do a lot of things without Him. I didn't know him till I was 11." "Yeah, but didn't you have your sister before? Well until she died Of course." "..." "That's why you carry that Bloody lizard around with you isn't it?" "...Shut up Malfoy." ↢-----------Year 5-----------↣ "What happened in Detention?" "Nothing." "I'm not stupid. I know what she did to Harry. Did she do the same to you?!" "..." "Bloody hell Atlas!" "Why are you so angry?" "Cause she hurt You!" "..." "..Did it hurt?" "..Yea" ↢-----------Year 6-----------↣ "I'm in love" "In love?" "Not new information, Arthur" "Ron?" "Ron." ↢-----------Year 7-----------↣ "Atlas..!" "..." "No!" ↢-----------Year 8-----------↣ ↢----------------------↣

Spirals || Mattheo Riddle by mrxshxx

"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy reading

Grow by dust_of_libraries

"You're just a spineless, big-headed, moron Potter. Why on earth would I go out with a fleabag like you?" "It's just, James Potter!" says Sirius, leaning casually back in his chair, "Beaten by a girl!" "So you're back?" he smiles knowingly at her from the hospital wing bed. *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•* Hogwarts. The year, 1976. Before Harry Potter. Before Voldemort was defeated. Before the Second Wizarding War. Before the Marauders, Lily Evans, Severus Snape and so many others had died. This is back in the school days, where life may be seen as simple, yet growing increasingly complicated, choosing paths that will change their future. Choosing their sides. And not all will be on the same side. *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•* This is my take on what could have happened during the time of the Marauders, Lily, Marlene , Alice and Snape. Watch out for mystery, arguments, unrequited love and choices that can make or break relationships during the fifth year of Hogwarts for these characters. *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•* I have tried to connect my head canons with the little we have about the Marauders. This is my first ever book so any comments, votes or ideas to improve are greatly appreciated. Anyway enough of me rambling, if you've read all the way down here, um thanks, you might want to actually open the book now... and yeah. I hope you enjoy it! - NJCG (Around 22,500 words)

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Cassiopeia Weasley

"Cassiopeia Lynx Weasley. I thought you were dead seeing as you were born premature. But you are a (?????????) and best friend of (?????) . So I won't hurt you just hand me the stone. You know where it is give it now... Did your parents not tell you? You are a recantation. You were dying until Lily Potter died when I killed her. You did a 180 because of her spirit latching on. If I hadn't killed her you would have died. So in a way you owe me for your life." I don't owe you anything and I never will Voldemort.