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Last published Wed, Jan 18, 2023
These are short stories me and my friends write. I'll update whenever we make up another shitty story (which may be a while between updates). They were all wrote for shits and giggles and possibly while my friends and I are sleep deprived and or fighting our meds. These stories are pure chaos, prepare to be blessed.
Do not take the shitty fanfic smut chapters seriously.
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DISCLAIMER: I wrote this when I was around 16, most of these (especially the first ones) are pretty bad. Enjoy your reading but please don't expect a masterpiece 😅Complete
Secrets We Left in the Oval Office
Behind the public façade of political rivalry, former presidents Donald Trump and Joe Biden have shared a secret, forbidden love spanning decades-hidden from their families, parties, and the world. On July 15, 2024, just days after surviving an assassination attempt, Donald reunites with Joe in a moment of passion and vulnerability. But time is running out. Joe, weighed down by his failing health and the demands of his presidency, suddenly withdraws from the race and becomes bedridden, lost in memories of the life and love they shared in secret. As conspiracies swirl around the attempt on Donald's life and the truth behind Joe's illness, both men must confront the cost of their choices and the bond they could never let go. Secrets We Left in the Oval Office is a poignant tale of forbidden love, political intrigue, and the enduring connection between two men who risked everything to be together. *Chapters update every Saturday at 12PM PST. Note: This is purely a work of fiction and does not reflect my views/beliefs of American politics in the slightest, this is just for fun and I am in no means endorsing or supporting any of the people in this fanfic.
Trump's Little Girlfriend~
Disclaimer: This story is purely fictional. Any names, persons, and events depicted in this work are fictional and parody. ✨ Mr. Trump has been estranged from his wife for quite some time. But he is rather happy with a rather young girlfriend who loves him dearly. Will he continue to be happy with her or decide to reunite with his wife, his baby's mother? J is unlike any woman Trump has ever dated. Rather than being a six foot tall blond model, the girl (age about 30s?) is an Afro Latina originating from a Hispanic neighborhood close by Prez Trump's childhood home. She is different, a shy soft girl that can be a bit spacey. Note: ✨Angst, fluff, and a little smut (mature rating). 🌚 ✨Also, this started out as written in the style of one shots, but now it's formed into a little plot. ❣️ #1 in Conservative during week 10/11/21. #1 in MAGA last week of Oct '21. #1 in donaldtrump March '22. 🤴🏼🤩💕 Thanks! 😃👍🏽Complete
Emerald Eyes ✧ HP
Emerald Eyes ✧ Harry Potter ▷Hailee Black was a sarcastic Slytherin and Harry Potter was a brave Gryffindor. But in there twisted relationship, nothing is meant to be, though everything is possible, just for there forbidden love to break through. You can't avoid love by going around it, you have no choice but to go threw it ❝You can't seek darkness without a little light❞ ❝But what if I don't want to shine❞ ❝You act like you have a choice❞ "I took a drug last night, its in the taste of your skin and the shape of your lips that makes me addicted to your love." This next, one, two, three, four, five, six, space, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven lines, are just there because who in the world reads the description anyway. Ps, if your reading this right now, all respects, you are possibly an American, because Trump won, like WTF America, are you legally blind and deaf. Donald is ugly as fuck, married to a woman thirty years younger then him-I swear she's being payed to be with that old dude-and Trump insults people, woman in general, like seriously America, you've killed us all....now what were we talking about, oh yeah, Harry Potter. Read to your own extent, I am not going to be paying for your hospital bills when you read this. Yes, yes, it's that shit of a story. But since your even bothered to read this description-who does that anymore?-you might as well just flick through all the pages of this stupid FanFiction book so I can get your view. And while your at it, could you be so nice to drop a like, click the little star and the craziest thing happens, the page turns blue! But if it doesn't bloody work you might have to click the star for every other page. But don't un-click it, cause you'll get an electric shot Me: No I'm not lying about that, why would I do that, this is a Harry Potter fanfic, anything is possible. Reader: yeah, I highly doubt that you little bitch! Me: I'm telling the truth, it's magic! Reader: *Bitch slap* Me: Abra CondabComplete
Sonic Boom! Series! X Female!Reader
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- "I hate you." "No, you don't." "No, I don't." - Mae Malfoy x Theodore Nott Slytherin x Slytherin Social media (Instagram, messages) 🤷🏻♀️don't like it? I'm not forcing you to read it. ‼️THERE WILL BE NO SMUT. Sure I will do a few intimate parts but nothing further. ⚠️ when you see '☆' it means something is gonna happen that might trigger you. I will put what the uncomfortable scene will be. I will put '☆' at the start and the end. 🙏I put my hard work into this book so please, if you have issues with this book, message me. DO NOT report this book, please. (nanawriters) 🙏Any photo used in this book is most likely from Pinterest, so if you see yours and want it deleted please text me on Tik Tok. (nanawriters)Complete
Scanny Boy (Highschool DxD x Male Reader)
Do yourself a favor... Go read "The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse" and/or "Messing with the Supernatural" This story is more dead than my will to live. But if you're willing to not take the story seriously and read for shits and giggles, this is for you. If you're looking for stories with plot and some comedy, I already recommend the stories above :D The story got discontinued due to make lack of enthusiasm and bad writing in the end. I wanted to finish this story and got too ahead of myself back then, so it does have a non-DxD ending. Its a shitpost and will always have a place in my heart as the first story I wrote and killed. I can understand why people discontinue books and do remakes. Sorry, this was me rambling and telling my thoughts on this story almost three years after I wrote it. Now I'm in college and it feels weird looking back. Ahem... Prepare to be utterly confused Well, kind of. I don't know anymore. It's a 50/50 between "Haha funny" and "What is this shi-" Anyhow you're still reading this so might as well give you an actual description. A world filled with supernatural and mythological stuff without the humans knowing.... Well most of the humans. Some of course know and side with on of the three factions: Angels, Fallen Angels, and Devils-- "WHO FUCKING CARES!? SHUT UP YOU NERD! WE GET IT! THREE FACTIONS BUTT FUCKING EACH OTHER WITH DILDO SHAPED LEGOS! AAAH-" ... I don't know why I keep this thing alive anymore. But it's kinda fun Starring Y/n L/n. Welcome to the world of DxD. A young lad with quite the... Mentality... Let's go with that. Started: November 9 - 2020 Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. That's a lie, expect them occasionally. I do not own Highschool DxD,so please do not ban me. I also don't own the pictures used in here, I mostly Google them and just download, then edit them using a meme generator... You heard me right... A meme generator... God fucking dammit. What am I doing with my life? BababouyComplete
Uneasy Comfort.
So um this story may be on hold as I have lost interest and have no idea how to continue the story... . (Disclaimer, there is NO smut/inappropriate things, just cute and wholesome~♡ but warning, there may be some dark themes throughout.) . . This story is basically a sonic the hedghog fanfic. It's set in a dystopian reality. im still figuring out everyone's stories even the main plot. But I just go along as my mind pleases. The main 'object' that stirs this story is a plant, named the agony night floret, that infects living things. It was created accidentally in a facility by money hungry mobian scientists and main boss, scarlett the fox. she is the main 'villian', surprsingly not eggman lol. the agony night floret infects mobians, putting them in these stages. first a purple blue rash, then disconfiguration then having the chance to rott and turn into creepy lifeless zombie ish creatures, not hostile but really contagious. They roam around isolated areas. Or, they have the small chance by transforming into these cannibalistic 'flesh-gorgers', coming in different types, 3-4 times bigger than hosts/Mobians size. sonic and his friends travel firstly through the thick, white, winter forests, named 'Nobelwoods' in Nahada, trying to find the facility of where it all happened, while unexpectedly coming across a familiar haze of a huge mossy concrete structure of shadows old-old home. Burnt. It will be told why in the story. I have posted drawings of the characters/unfamiliar characters to understand better of what their appearances looks. thankz for reading this far if u have :) (I'm rambling abt the lore lol) . . . . Cover art drawn by myself :)
Bakugo x Child reader female y/n
You dont really have much to do any more your just living the life as a middle aged ugly ass 8 yr old. why are you here? whatever enjoy 😉 btw you and bakubabe are nekos and are dating Sorry for late updates I was smashing ur grandma like u shod that star☆☆ Hey if anyone is reading this horrifically beautiful creation that me and my friend who called me slurs in the comments have written I just want to thank you and pray for you cause you need it 🙏 anyways you have to read every chapter or it won't make sense 😔 sorry 😐 it has some plot if that helps and hey you get to watch me and my friend grow up in a way. How unlucky
ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 // 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤
Hey Hotties!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to my first ever story! I'm so happy to have you here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ‼️⚠️IMPORTANT INFO⚠️‼️ This story will be a collection of oneshots from various different Harry Potter characters such as.... -Harry Potter (obviously he's so hot) -Ron Weasley -Hermione Granger -Fred and George Weasley -All Mauraders -Cedric Diggory (he's hot too😽) -Luna Lovegood -Cho Chang -Draco Malfoy (also him🫣) -Tom Riddle (him too😝) -Mattheo Riddle (This man is SO fucking fine😏) - Theo Nott (This man as well🤭) -Enzo Berkshire (Let's bfr all Slytherin men are fine😋) ⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS STORY WILL INCLUDE SMUT‼️ - Will also include drugs, alcohol, language, mentions of sex, dirty jokes -I will add warnings at the beginning to let you know and have specific emojis in title to tell you -Fun/Friends: 😝 -Fluff: 🤭 -Some sexual acts but not fully: 💋 - Smut: 🌶️ -Also be adding Post War scenarios! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Started: 12/24/24 Date Finished: ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FEEL FREE TO REQUEST AND ENJOY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -I do not own the Harry Potter universe/characters all rights go to JK Rowling-
DISCLAIMER: I wrote this when I was around 16, most of these (especially the first ones) are pretty bad. Enjoy your reading but please don't expect a masterpiece 😅
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