i am increasingly concerned for the people i associate with
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Last published Tue, Dec 26, 2023
This is my new favorite meme so here it is:
Sirius Black: James, I have a crush. On Remus.
James Potter: Same.
Sirius: ...
Sirius: What?
Peter Pettigrew: Get with the times Padfoot. Everybody has a crush on Moony.
Lily Evans: You're a bit late Black. Were you not here in fifth year for the Miraculous Growth Spurt? Or the Freckles. Merlin damn those Freckles.
James: Like, I'm pretty confident in my sexuality, so I can admit I'd tap that, given the inclination.
Frank Longbottom: Oh yeah. That arse is fineTM.
Sirius: So what? We're all gay for Moony?
Marlene McKinnon: Remus is his own fucking sexuality. We are all Mooning for Moony. We are Mooners.
Remus Lupin: I've been told I have an animal magnetism.
Sirius: Well fuck.
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