A book of crack/not to be taken seriously oneshots, that I randomly thought of/Got ideas off of through memes, vines, jokes, you name it, on other social media platforms, or my own additions based loosely off fanfics/headcanons from other BSD authors here on Wattpad (Yes I will @/credit people if anything that is not mine, is used), or even twisted concepts other people have requested for me to write. Either way, I hope you laugh while reading some of these, and It's completely understandable if you might not catch up on some references in this book, but references will be used, whether it be from our world (a.k.a breaking the forth wall) another TV show/movie, anime, BSD manga, or anything in between, left right, and centre. (Though I haven't read much of the manga, light novels, stormbringer, or beast AU, I know about some main points of them) (Then again, stormbringer is quite angsty, so I might not use any content from there, but I might be able to find something to poke jokish fun at (Yes that is likely what these oneshots will be revolved around, I'm so mean, I apologise) (AND I'm so sorry Chuuya/Chuuya kins 😭) )
So, not to 'break' the mood, but, as they.. Incorrectly say in theatre, "break a funny bone, reading this!" (No? Okay, we'll uh, move on..)
In other words, if you didn't like my joke then enjoy the book, and watch the chaos unravel ;)
- A crack fandom book brought to you by Notyourtypicalbeing; Any digital art is not mine, other than that, I'm about done with this description, go nuts with this book lmao.
❝ 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 (𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐝),
𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧,
𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ❞
⎯ 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭 | 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
❝ I guess your wildest dreams have come true then, haven't they Potter? ❞
Harry grinned⎯it was a bright, pearly grin that she hadn't seen on his face in forever, and she thought that she could have just married him on the spot at that point.
❝ They have, indeed, ❞ he teased, and his lips swooped down upon hers in a kiss so fierce it left her dazed.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
Battling Voldemort? Easy peasy.
But battling oncoming feelings for your best friend of four years? That wasn't easy.
And it took everything within Y/N Andilet to suppress those feelings.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
Y/N Andilet lived a somewhat interesting life. Quarter-Veela, best friends with Harry Potter since their first year and living with a magizoologist father and baker mother, she expected her fourth year at Hogwarts School to be just like the last three - childlike, fun, and fighting some villainous force after their exams. But when she found herself with the symptoms of a textbook, schoolgirl crush, suddenly the year became all the more interesting. And so did the years after that.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
harry james potter x reader
golden era; gof | ootp | hbp | dh
slowish burn romance
started ; 08/06/2023
finished ; n/a
@potterspixie 2024
first draft (emphasis on first; yes, some boring to interesting plotline edits will be made later)
warning: mature language and smut**
**smut does not start until half-blood prince due to age
( I do not own the Harry Potter franchise ! )