Seriously?!? Jake Peralta Oneshots
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Last published Fri, Nov 11, 2022
Hello everyone! This is my first book. it might be satire and i give you permission to laugh at it lmao
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Jake Peralta imagines
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Redamancy | ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ᴾᵉʳᵃˡᵗᵃ ˣ ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ
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