The Duke's Youngest Twins Are Gay?!

Summer of March 21 me and my Childhood Best friend was just walking down the street holding our iced coffee and were complaining to each other about our love life. That has been our Daily routine for the past couple months. And like all those other days it was just normal. Well atleast that was what we thought.

*CRASH*

I heard a loud crash and when I woke up there's a baby crying next to me. Few minutes past after I woke up someone came up to me. It was an absolutely beautiful and gorgeous woman that has the face that can cure people's depression just by looking at it. She looked at me for a few minutes and... Smiled...? Wait she's saying something..? Hmmm even her voice is beautiful...

"Honey come quick! Our little baby girl Christine has woken up!"

Ahh yes... Her voice is goddamn amazing indeed... Wait? W-what did she just say???

"Honey she's as beautiful as you. She looks just like you"

Yeah right, I can never compare to that. And Damnit she's married!

"I hope you grow up big and strong like your momma baby girl"

Huh? What is he talking about? I'm already huge enough

"Come here baby let me give you a kiss..."

Huh?! Wait no! Go away!! This is going too fast even for me!!
Wait a minute...
Why are my hands so tiny?!?
Why can't I speak?!?
Wait...
DID I JUST TURN INTO A BABY?!