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Fnaf - How Was This For Kids?!

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Parts 6
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[Fem Fnaf x Male!Human!Reader]

(Y/N) is a young man trying to get by. He notices an ad for a pizza place that says they need a security guard. He immediately signs up for an interview, and gets the job immediately. This leads to some weird events, and very epic robot animal shenanigans.
Also, sex.
A lot of sex.
Who said this was for kids? 
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This was originally going to span the whole franchise, but uh... Nah, just the first game nowAll Rights Reserved

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฿Ⱡł₦Đ ⱠØVɆ | William Afton x Reader by Nalulemonsarecool

20 year old Y/N strongly dislikes hanging around her pest of a little brother, and so you can only imagine her disappointment when she gets the call: it's on her to take him out for his birthday. Of course, the young boy gets the opportunity to go anywhere he wants, and of course, he decides on the one place every kid wants to go: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. How could the situation get any worse? Well, Y/N could spark the interest of a cunning young serial killer or something- like that'd ever happen. But you already know where this is going... - contains content such as violence, trauma, murder, etc. - warnings are provided at the beginning of each chapter - contains a small amount of NSFW content - she/her reader - modern au - cover art belongs to ct_6307 on instagram (more commonly known as noisx) #1 in fnaf (01/22/21) #1 in henryemily (06/15/22) #1 in purpleguyxreader (06/16/22) #1 in fnaffanfic (10/14/22) #1 in purpleguy (12/31/22) #1 in davemiller (4/24/23)

Cold as Ice (Golden Freddy x Reader) by Theshadowplush

I decided to do this, don't hate cause this is my first time doing a Golden Freddy x Reader, but yeah... also warning: strong language and lemon (Please help me decide) You are a 18 year-old girl looking for a place to work cause your mother and father are on a trip and won't come back for a few months, till you remember the place Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and decided to work there for the week, the animatronics befriend you, but one of them seems like have a crush on you. Will you accept or leave him? (Cover made by me)

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓹𝓵𝓮𝔁... by ImJustCozy

{REVISED AND REBOOTED!} __________________________________________________ Prankster, Vandal, Bad seed. Names that (Y/N) heard all too well by the security guards of the Mega Pizzaplex. What happens when one night, it all made sense? Why (Y/N) is the way he is? Where he came from? His past? All will be revealed on an unexpected night... __________________________________________________ Male!Child! Reader in FNAF: Security Breach...

Springtrap X Reader by aedon_1441

Springtrap × Reader Unfortunately, I've decided I might try a springtrap x reader FF because I'm tired of the bad ones and bored. I'm male, so I'll be writing this from a male perspective, but I'll try my best to use gender neutral terms. I have no idea where this story is gonna go, no idea if I'll write even more than the first chapter, we will see... Sorry if the Grammer or anything is bad, I don't have an editor other than myself so yeah, enjoy! Reader a 19 year old gets a job at fazbears fright and meets springtrap in a less than conventional way for the first time. (Y/N)=(Your Name) AKA you, the reader (.......)=Fazbear Frights Manager (to my knowledge the managers name has never canonically been given and I'm not about to make one up sooooo) (This goes without saying, but I don't own, nor claim to own anything FNAF related.)

Stupid Games, Stupid Prizes (Purple Guy x Reader) by cynssins

You work at a popular pizzeria called Freddy Fazbear's as the prize counter attendant! Despite having worked there for a few weeks already, you were still getting the hang of the job. The job itself was easy. It was your annoying coworker who worked as the dayshift guard that you hadn't been able to adjust to yet. He was overly flirty and didn't seem to care when it came to distracting you while at work. Tired of the incessant bantering, you decide to strike a deal with him but you might not like how it'll turn out. (Prequel to Salvaged) (Cross-posted on Archive of Our Own and Quotev)

Human Fnaf 2 x Reader by AnimeFanFourteen

(I brought this story back for Fnaf VR, Security Breach, and the Movie. I couldn't keep up with all of the notifications. That's why I removed the story.) The sequel to Human Fnaf x Reader! This book introduces new human animatronics to fall in love with! Like Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Mangle, Ballon Boy, and the Puppet! While also including some of the old characters like old Freddy, old Bonnie, old Chica, and Foxy. They're back and have gotten an upgrade. Read the book to find out! Remember Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria? A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life? Well, now it's been improved! Recently, the animatronics had gotten an 'upgrade' to look 'playful' and more 'human-like'. You decided to apply to work there as a Security Guard. You are now working the night shift. It was rumored to be haunted at night but you didn't care or believe in stuff like that. You weren't really affected by it. 12:00 to 6:00 A.M. That was the work time. This is the second book out of the series. Book One: Human Fnaf x Reader (Released and Finished) Book Two: Human Fnaf 2 x Reader (Released and Finished) Book Three: Human Fnaf 3 x Reader (Not out yet.) Book Four: Human Fnaf 4 x Reader (Not out yet.) Book Five: Human Fnaf 5 (Sister Location)x Reader (Not out yet.) Book Six: Human Fnaf 6 (Pizzeria Simulator)x Reader (Not out yet.) Book Seven: Human Fnaf 7 (Help Wanted)x Reader (Not out yet.) Book Eight: Human Fnaf 8 (Security Breach)x Reader (Game isn't out yet. [Coming 2020.]Not enough information to make story until game is out.)

Tomboy Foxy the Pirate x Male Reader by ImGokuaweeb

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was you favorite place in the entire planet to go too ever since your were a kid. You take the night shift at the restaurant to enjoy that last couple of moments in this magical world of Fredbear's protégés before they close down for good. Throughout these night these friendly faces tend to get kinky during late hours and one of them seems to recognize you as someone close. Why is Foxy so interested in you? [DISCLAIMER: During moments of this story there will be signs of foul and dirty language, along with possible depictions of torture/blood. This story is for more mature audiences, if you wish to continue you may but know that this is your warning.]

Biggest Fan [Glamrock Freddy x Reader] by MajorWeirdo666

When Y/N was a kid they used to visit Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and absolutely loved it. The food, the entertainment, it was all so fun! But one day their family stopped going there, Y/N couldn't remember why... Now Y/N is an adult, and ready to work at the cool, new Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex! (Gender Neutral reader, so tell me if you spot any mistakes pls!)

Insomnia (A Five Night's at Freddy's Various X Reader) by nightmare597

*COMPLETED, UNDER GRAMMATICAL EDITING* Living in the real world as an adult had its challenges. You knew that. But you never expected it to result to this. Recently loosing your job, rent looms over you like the grim reaper as if looking for you to pay your dues. So like anyone else you desperately search for something to help pay the rent to your shared apartment. Though what you didn't expect was for the world's seemingly easiest job in the world to fall into your lap. Seeing an ad for an open position at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria for a night guard. You quickly apply. After all you have faint but good memories about the pizzeria. (And an odd feeling as if something was pulling you there.) Though things aren't always as they seem. Once getting settled inside the office you're in for a long night. Darkness lurks around every corner carrying death in its wake. Demons haunt the pizzeria, looking for you. In order to survive you have to brave the shadows and find your missing friends. But what will happen when you find out the truth of your past? Will you be able to accept the lies that had been fed to you? Or will the shadows claim you in their prison of death and despair? Read to find out in this Five Nights At Freddy's Various X Reader: Insomnia. (This is a human shifting! Five Night's at Freddy's X Reader book that has a female insert. If you'd like it to be more gender neutral don't be afraid to let me know! I'm always happy to change it. WARNING! Id like to take a moment and point out this book does not follow the official lore, it's my own spin while attempting to keep that familiar feel that fnaf has always had. Please keep this in mind. I do not own Five Nights at Freddy's or it's characters. The art I used for the cover is my own,designs are based off of Pole Bears designs for the FNAF crew. All rights belong to to their respective owners. Thank you! Please enjoy your stay at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! A magical place for kids and grownups alike.)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Michael afton x reader☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ by lamp_posts

Shit happens when you get a new job at a pizza restaurant with killer animatronics and a hot co-worker, but hey, at least employees get free pizza! Basically exactly what the title says, a story about the reader (that's you!) falling in love with the best purple guy out there (he's not purple in this fic don't worry). This fic should be gender neutral (bc everyone loves Micheal!), however I am a female writer so the ocassional female description might accidently slip in (i'm a student with very little time and no patience to correct mistakes so I also apologise for those). Art on the cover is by @steamed_hamm on insta and @hammychu122 on Wattpad 😁🫶

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฿Ⱡł₦Đ ⱠØVɆ | William Afton x Reader

20 year old Y/N strongly dislikes hanging around her pest of a little brother, and so you can only imagine her disappointment when she gets the call: it's on her to take him out for his birthday. Of course, the young boy gets the opportunity to go anywhere he wants, and of course, he decides on the one place every kid wants to go: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. How could the situation get any worse? Well, Y/N could spark the interest of a cunning young serial killer or something- like that'd ever happen. But you already know where this is going... - contains content such as violence, trauma, murder, etc. - warnings are provided at the beginning of each chapter - contains a small amount of NSFW content - she/her reader - modern au - cover art belongs to ct_6307 on instagram (more commonly known as noisx) #1 in fnaf (01/22/21) #1 in henryemily (06/15/22) #1 in purpleguyxreader (06/16/22) #1 in fnaffanfic (10/14/22) #1 in purpleguy (12/31/22) #1 in davemiller (4/24/23)