I AM BACON

Long ago the brush empire lived in unity and harmony
Then...everything changed when the soft diamond 400 attacked
Dun Dun DUNNNN

Only the chosen one, master of the hard round 300 brush could stop him
But when the empire needed him most,
He vanished :000
...
206 photoshop updates passed when generic hard round brush user #26 and generic hard round brush user #27 discovered the chosen one:
A hard round user named generic hard round brush user #300

And although his hard round brushiness was exquisite in the exquisite terms,
he has a lot to learn before hes ready to save any generic round brush users
...
But i believe,
Generic hard round brush user #300 can save the brush empire

dun DUN DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN