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The dad friend (LOTR Crack)

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'FRODO BAGGINS GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND THAT YOUR GOING TO MORDOR BY YOURSELF'

'LEGOLAS GREENLEAF RUN OFF TO STROKE ANOTHER TREE AND I WILL SHOVE THAT TWIG SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH'

'WE WILL NEVER GET TO MORDOR IF YOU LOT DON'T WALK FASTER' 

Asmodius of Mirkwood was the head of the Royal Guard and had been sent by the King Thranduil to join his son in the fellowship. It should have gone well if it wasn't for the Fellowship all being self sacrificial idiots. Why was everyone such idiots.All Rights Reserved

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