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Jesus X Kermit the Frog

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Parts 3
Time 13m

Reads 579
Votes 4
Parts 3
Time 13m

Mature

what the hell is wrong with you?!!! why did you click this???
I can't promise it won't be a lemon...

Jesus looked down at his stunning green velvet skin, his beutiful emerald lips glimmered in the bright light of the moon.
shadows danced across Kermit's face, 
"Kiss me, my perfect prince"All Rights Reserved

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