Killing The Cliche
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A collection of short stories which have a prominent feature of a cliche in each and inevitably destroy it, with great fun.
From the alpha werewolf that just came into town, the love of your life that just turned out to be a related family member and of course my personal favourite: the jock falling in love with the geek- we explore many different cliches of stories, with jokes, quips and heartburn along the way.
Note: Do not take this offensively if you have a story that takes on the role of one of these cliches. This is just light humour and not a scathing attack upon any of your stories.
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