getting sold to one direction!?!

getting sold to one direction!?!

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Last published Wed, Mar 23, 2022

funny jokes satire

this is completely ironic and satire, I made it for my friend one day because we find this kinda stuff HILARIOUS. Idk if you'll love it but its sure as hell funny

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