Irrelevant yet intriguing philosophies anthology. Non fiction.

There are metaphors and philosophies as stated in the title. However, they are mostly in a poetry format but unpoetry like, since my writing skills aren't that advanced to convey my philo-so-deep messages and fit to a rhyme scheme at the same time. :P

Some of these are statuses that I have or I really want to post but I don't dare to, since it's too obvious. All of them are true. Non fiction. Don't worry, none of the works are talking about any "Wattpaders" :)