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Last published Fri, Apr 29, 2022
countryhumans, but more ironic
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"𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚?!" ✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔, 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒚'𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔𝒕.▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩ ✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎.▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩ ✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝑩𝒖𝒕.... 𝑰𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒈
Countryhumans X Reader Oneshots
A book for all things Countryhumans X Reader (ONLY READER INSERT) Expect long chapters, some are purely story focused with romance while others delve into smut, additional information can be found in the titles of the chapters. Enjoy!
Countryhumans Oneshots
Random oneshots for Countryhumans. Cover by @Apeculiarchild2Complete
Country Shenanigans
NOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at that time lmao) 3/10/23 - 1# of Polandball 8/7/23 - 25# of incorrectquotes 7/3/24 - 1# of PolandballComplete
𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐘 - countryhumans
『• 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓 •』 𝗬𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗘! countryhumans X 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥! ────────────────────────── ❛❛ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ɴᴏᴡ! ❜❜ ────────────────────────── ╰──➤ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 - you get to experience being with the countryhumans as yanderes! how they'd act and how they'd treat you. Just request and I'll do the rest. ⋆ ⊹ - 【 𝗧𝗪: This story contains dead dove; do not eat elements. I do not condone any of these actions in real life. 】
Silly. ||Yan!Countryhumans x NB!Reader||
~In which a normal human meets the literal Countryhumans 💗 (New version since Wattpad deleted the og one.) Status: SEVERE SLOW UPDATES !!! ___________________ WARNINGS: -Yandere. -SLIGHTLY GORE BUT I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT LOW -Obvious mentions of old countries. -Unfunny humor. sobs -Crackfic but will overtime get serious. -I'm sorry if this was worse than the OG version 😭
Countryhumans Oneshots
This is basically going to be a load of Countryhumans oneshots, based around either my random ideas or readers' requests (though as this is now complete, they may not be used, sorry). Hopefully, this is enjoyable! Also, in a lot of these, there'll probably be a bit of an overuse of stereotypes, so don't say I didn't warn you! Of course, if I offend you, please let me know so that I can change what I say and hopefully fix the issue! Cover art isn't mine, credit to the owner. No images in this are mine either!Complete
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