New Age girl Zoë has had bad luck with a string of hipster boyfriends, but it's nothing a good cup of Double Espresso Macchiato With Yak Milk won't fix. Right? So she thinks until a new man tumbles into her life via a misdirected text message. But is the poetic Edgar the romantic catch of a lifetime or just another frado playing games? This story is complete but being posted at regular intervals.