(ง'̀-'́)ง Don't punch your bard, ok? It's rude. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ (Witcher TV) - Albme94 - Wattpad

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albme94 ao3 funny gay geralt geraltxjaskier humor humour jaskier romance thewitcher

So this a series on AO3 ^ thats the name, yes. So far there's 4 fics: 
- Don't punch your bard :(
- Grapes and worms
- Fearsome snake in a jacket ;)
- Geralt and the ditch lover

//Jaskier walked next to Roach, Geralt had started to slow down, not because he felt bad for the bard to jog awkwardly, but because of the whining.//
Their usual banter takes the turn we all know, Jaskier gets punched, falls down, and hopefully starts to think about his poor life choices.

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Try, Please Try For Me от llmascanbepurple

Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise. There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae's name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command. When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

Jaskier The Bard's Foolproof Guide To Seducing Your Witcher от llmascanbepurple

It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass. Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he's not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt's attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes. Everyone that is, but Geralt himself. How can a bard ever hope to seduce a man as clueless as this?

Pure Creature (The Witcher) от diamante_de_fogo_s62

While reading the first book of "The Witcher" - some scenes of what could happen came to my mind. For that reason I decided to write to see where my imagination would take me. The events arise after Yennefer and Geralt argue over the third wish. In a reunion, the witcher isn't well received and the mage sends him, with Jaskier, through a portal to the present day. After time travel, both need to adapt to the new reality. Therefore, a new character, Janet, and a new creature appear. However, Janet asks Geralt for help but to do so she will have to make him believe that she needs to be saved. Regardless of the challenges they will face next. Hope you like it!

Waiting On Your Lips |Geraskier High School AU| COMPLETED от Batshiz_crazy

Jaskier is a nobody. He is often pushed to the side, ignored and forgotten. Nobody wants to be near him most of the time because of one little slip up in freshman year. Because of this he is always alone, barely even fitting into the club he joined a while back. One day Geralt, a very popular presence among the school, approaches the outcast and asks for help. From that point on the two become very close, even if Geralt refuses to admit it. Will Geralt find what he's missing in his songbird of a friend or lose him in the mystery that is Yennefer? Warning! Suicide attempt(s) Self harm Suicidal ideation Death Bullying Panic attack(s) other shit (murder)

Broken Heart (Geralt of Rivia x Reader) от Sourwolf_32

You were the first and only female Witcher. You and Geralt had been together since you were teenagers, training and fighting alongside each other for decades. However, when Yennefer of Vengerberg showed up, he chose her. Now, years later, you go back to Kaer Morhen for the winter and come face to face with Geralt of Rivia, forcing old feelings to resurface once again. - Cover art by @Levi_Killian

Afraid Not от cloudsarefluffyman

"If we are to use you as bait to lure our possessed Witcher here to Kaer Morhen, do you understand what that entails?" Jaskier nods, but he remains quiet. A slight tremor works its way into his right hand, and Yennefer smirks at its appearance. The sorceress scoffs faintly, and she approaches him. There is something in her violet eyes, like a spark that proceeds the wildfire it causes as she comes close, her voice growing low and sharp. "He will hunt you," Yennefer whispers, as though she is reciting some sort of spell, bewitching as she is sardonic, "You cannot hide from him. You cannot outrun him. You cannot overpower him." Jaskier swallows, but he does not waiver. Not even as Yennefer begins to circle him. Despite the tears in her dress and the dirt that clings to her form, she remains as entrancing as ever. It's as though she's a fever dream Jaskier can only spot from the corners of his eyes. Her words come to Jaskier like a mirage, a silhouette muddled in fog. The only solid sensation coming from her being the race her words bring to his heart. "You will be at the Witcher's mercy." That should scare Jaskier. But it doesn't.

Be Good To Me - Jaskier x Reader OS от witchernonsense

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My Domestica | My Bodyguard Book 2 от Aen_White

Book 2 of the My Bodyguard series. Geralt and Jaskier re-meet in a way that no one could have guessed was to happen. Jaskier learns some more about himself, Geralt being informed along the way. The only thing is, now that Jaskier was supposedly dead to Geralt, who was this new bartender he had met in the middle of nowhere? More secrets are revealed with both Jaskier and Geralt's pasts, everything slowly unravels to reveal a truth overly cruel. Can they overcome it? Of course. But will they try to? Same warnings apply as the previous book.Do not read if mentally unstable please. Warning- mention of extreme Mental Health, Suicide Mentions, Homophobia, Strong Language, Rape, Stalking, Self-Hatred, Sex Business. Other mature themes will be within. We make it up not he go so unsure of what other warnings will be applied. A LOT OF DARK THEMES so please do not read if you are not in the right headspace. Lots of love, thank you. Based on the roleplay of a friend and myself, switching POV due it to being replies to one another.

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Try, Please Try For Me

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