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the jokes on you

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Summary:
Hanagaki Takemichi, a 21-year-old mysterious and adorable baker who appeared out of nowhere, opened a bakery in the middle of Shibuya, blending in with the various kinds of shops.

Normal and average, that was what Takemichi thrived for after retiring from...a certain line of business.

But it seems the delinquents of many kinds around him have a duty to step in and not make that dream a reality.

And it all started with a simple flip of his store's sign, opening it for all civilians to enter.

Notes:
this work is...very similar to my "Coffe Shop Killer" and "School Whore/???" fic-All Rights Reserved

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