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Where the hell are we, engie?! (TF2 x Touhou Project)

DaisNSandShoeCo

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Parts 14
Time 1h 14m

DaisNSandShoeCo

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"WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS??"

On a normal day in ctf_2fort, the RED Team always get demolished by the BLU team. Never winning in almost a decade, they try out other crazy stuff they can think of, and Engineer might've accidentally made something that warps them to a world they haven't heard of and was sucked in with all the other Mercenaries and the "invention" our beloved texan did...

Note: This is my first novel that I've written, and I'm a sports fan of TF2 more than Touhou but I guess I know their personalities. I think. 

Seconmd note, I'm lazy to find a damn cover but if you're willing to dive in to my first story then go for it. Don't judge a book by its cover I guess.. 

Also, cover is from one of STBlackST's videos. go watch his vids, probably Extremely Unusual Troubles or something that ends with Troubles.

Edit: Added more tags so this thing can be known and searched more easier.

May include things like swear words, sensitive topics but the meme references?

Guys I'm sorry I just unpublished the story accidentally. That was not supposed to happen but it did. Now I'm back to 0.Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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