how else got expelled from hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

Else opened the envelope and pulled out the letter. Her eyes widened, "WHAT IS IT?!" Tofu asks curiously, "did you got accepted to Hogwarts?!"
"RAAAA TAXES " Else threw the letter across the room.
Tofu died of laughter started shitting tears and fell of the bed with a loud bonk.

This book is about Else(and Tofu) studying at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! ✨