Handbook: What to Do if You Get Stuck in Vegas
10 parts Complete Some would say that my life sucks.
Others would say 'Poor bastard, you sure you want to stay alive?' With two devil spawns for sisters, a Satan-lover for a mother, a painful love life and a shitty/excelling career as a lawyer, their question is indeed a good one.
I think this is how I'll answer: everything gets better when you go to Vegas.
But sometimes, what happens in Vegas shouldn't stay in Vegas.
Like my thong. Or epiphanies. Or a girl.