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Leavitt Stafford and the Awful, Terrible, Not Very Nice Plan.
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Complete, First published Mar 30, 2022
Mature
The year is 1865 and Leavitt Stafford, an intelligent and highly eccentric gentleman, has formed a most outrageous plan to battle God. This plan is so dreadfully immoral that you shan't believe your eyes! As this unspeakable plan progresses, the life of Leavitt Stafford gradually begins to unravel until it is an intolerable knit-knot of nonsense! And if the possessed baby and the divine kidnappings weren't dreadful enough, Queen Victoria is abducted by aliens, amongst similarly disconcerting occurrences. Can Montague, Leavitt's architecture-obsessed friend who is approximately as socially aware as a potato, and Marjorie, Leavitt's meek-but-insightful maid, impede Leavitt's dreadful machinations before it's too late?

I believe it would be prudent to mention that the pansexual communist horses, who can travel throughout time and space with minimal exertion, believe this situation to be most entertaining.
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