Defenestration: the act of throwing someone out of a window

"Wait! You mean your uncle stabbed your dad when he first met him because he thought your dad was assaulting your mom!?"

"Shut up, we're in public!"

"I was not stabbed, I strategically rolled and accidentally made contact with his knives."

"Shut it, Toto, I pinned you to the ground with my knives like an insect in a collector's display case."

"Are we not going to talk about the fact that your uncle was SIX when this happened!"