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The Academy of the Fantastical Mystics have been the setting of many unusual sights and dangers since its reopening, but being part of a sitcom isn't what Harriet had in mind.

Doubling as a rustic resort, Abby Williams invited the crew of Magic Television's latest hit, Lil' Mayor, to the Academy as a way to shoot an episode full of surfing, baking, and a little dash of whodunnit.

And while it poses no danger to Harriet and Max, some disgruntled workers and a little sabotage behind the scenes could spell trouble to their star, who also happens to be Fanware's biggest project.

Cover art by Lizzie Burke
instagram.com/funneylizzie

The following story contains strong language, canned laughter past its sell-by date, and takes place between Chapters 10 & 11 of Harriet Jinjur vs. the Academy.All Rights Reserved

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A Barely Special Episode
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