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Comedic Mastermind

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Parts 16
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ii inanimate inanimateinsanity

It was all peaceful until something occurs and the three appear in an unknown location. Most are terrified of being with others they haven't gotten to know well, but have met before. Someone is omnipresent and watching them. Almost everything goes according to plan there.

This takes place before Season 3.
Descriptive blood/gore, injuries, trauma, and other stuff.
Characters rightfully belong to AnimationEpic.

Random Fact: I started this on April 1st.
(Happy 1st Anniversary, April 1st, 2023!)

Also, sorry for the abrupt ending. Just didn't have many ideas afterwards. I might revamp this story.All Rights Reserved

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