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Even The Reaper Hates Me

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Death.
Something people either dread or anticipate. 
But what people don't know, is death needs to be earned. 
And, apparently, I haven't earned it yet.  
So here I am. Stuck in life. 
And, trust me, it's not a good thing.

{WARNING- this story has a very harsh content of language. So, beware, I guess}All Rights Reserved

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Antanasia

This is crazy; why is this happening to me. Did I do something wrong. Is this gods way of punishing me. Or is there even a god. Why am I stuck here in this life the one of pain and suffering watching people die left an right. Dropping like flies. People dying because of my recklessness. He warned me. Told me that I should stay away. But I didn't listen. I should have listened.