Ken is not living the life in the Dreamhouse, so he leaves. On his way out, he get's attack by a Titan! Will Prince Kenneth survive? This is most definitely a crack fic where Attack on Titan meets Barbie... and also we're doing Hamlet in school so my friend asked me to rewrite another crack fic I already wrote, but in bad Shakespearean. TW ⚠️: Hamlet's kind of sexist, so that does show up here a little, also slight exploration of sexuality in a time where coming out is not safe. A laughable scene of smut ensues.All Rights Reserved