We didn't start the fire

Diamond Is Unbreakable Child!Reader/Character insert.
Title is from a Billy Joel song by the same name.

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In which everything is almost the same, except a new player appears and it changes a lot of stuff. Someone once said, "Stand users are naturally drawn to each other.". But (Name) didn't expect themselves to be roped into a series of bizarre events, nor did they expect to make some new friends.

"How have you been able to survive living like this?"

"That's the trick." (Name) said. "I don't."

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Reader/Character will go by (Name), pronouns are they/them so everyone can read this. No ships except canon ones. (Name) is a minor (around 11-15-ish).
I don't own any of the songs mentioned in this fanfic. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure belongs to Araki. I sincerely apologize if this story is absolutely insane.

Note: I started this fic when I was 12. As of 1/4/2026, the first 3 chapters are being rewritten (Read Author's Note)