Story cover for Jaredbur⚣ & Salbur⚥ Oneshots ⌫ [contains smut ⚠︎︎] || Bottombur✔︎ by rustyKELONN
Jaredbur⚣ & Salbur⚥ Oneshots ⌫ [contains smut ⚠︎︎] || Bottombur✔︎
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Complete, First published Apr 04, 2022
Mature
Jaredbur fans, You're starving for smutshots, I can offer, pspspspsppspspspsppspspsps

If you haven't read this because it says <5 minutes, it's a glitch and it's actually over an hour.

Cover art credits: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ghostly-tart/673605252680908800?source=share

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