THINGS THAT SUCK with Custard Porkchop (WIP)
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THINGS THAT REALLY SUCK AND/OR HAVE PLAGUED ME SINCE BIRTH. BE WARNED: I CAN GET A BIT RANTY.
TAKE NOTE: These are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and do not represent the opinions of any other custard porkchops. Please don't hate.
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