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I Got Reincarnated Into A Wooden sword?! REALLY?! Oh... Never Mind.

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All I ever wanted... Was to save the girl and to live happily ever after. Be with the girl I've always loved... Cherished from away... But some fucking goddess had other plans and stole me away... Wait what? You mean to tell me I'm A WOODEN SWORD?! REALLY?! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO EARTH?! WHAT IS GOING ON?! Where am I?!


Goddess: Welcome, chosen one. I am- 
Five seconds later...
Goddess: Disgusting. A wooden sword? You're even worse then useless, your irrelevant. Nothing but a filth! A waste of my time and energy!! Aaargh! Who do you think you are?! Get out of my face!
Main Character: Uhhhh?????? Okay? Who are you again?
Goddess: It's a shame the laws prohibit me from killing such a horrifyingly weak and garbage soul. Aaaah... Begone scum!
She snaps her finger making him disappear.  
Goddess: Tsk. All that time and effort for such uselessness. A pity I have to wait for another blue moon to reclaim all that is mine. I will reclaim what is mine. Ufufufufufufufufufufuuuu~


Main character: Erm? 
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