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Odonta | Darb's Weird Country

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"Life gets a little crazy when your country's constitution is written on only tortilla chips."

Muppets. Light-less lightbulbs. Mayor Mr. Darcy. Victorian English. Musketeers. Men allowed only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Orthodontists. "Circle, Circle, Circle." Hozier. The Lottery (Shirley's Version). Ivy - Taylor Swift, Excellent Boiled PotatoesAll Rights Reserved

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