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Rajputana by wonderGo1331

"I am ready but there is only one problem that my month has come". She said while controlling her smile. Abhirath asked in confusion "what? month?? What is that". She blushed-"monthly bleeding problem don't you even understand this, then how will you handle the whole kingdom". Abhirath looked at me with disgust. Abhirath provoke: she has big mouth to tell me such thing without feeling shy. I ordered-"come and sleep". Verenya provoke: I laughed in my heart and swear against him that I will gonna make him regret for this marriage... Yes i can't hurt him physically because i care for Bundi but i can tease and torture him. I giggled. I took other side of the bed and fall asleep. Next day Verenya provoke: I wake up early in the morning and saw Abhirath sleeping peacefully and calmly. I didn't understand how can he looks so calm while he was sleeping. Suddenly one idea popped in my mind and I giggled. I try to look for any paint but there was nothing in room. Only items and flower petals were in the room. My eyes fall on my 'vermilion' box and I run towards my dressing table and took half of it into a plate and added water in it and it become bright red colour. I slowly walked towards him and start making ugly drawing on his face through my fingers. Made few circles on his cheeks and red dots on his nose and wavy lines on his forehead after doing so much to him i couldn't able to control my laugh and i took my vile and left for bomb to explode. ______________________________ "There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved." In this story u will see : How unexpectedly one daring princess fall in love with the prince who want her in exchange of her kingdom. Lets see how these two stars will meet and how they are destined to destiny. ❤

THE ROYAL BAHU'S (edited version) by wh8theduck

•Ishita the oldest daughter in law. Abhimanyu Thakur's wife. They both have been married for three years and have a one year old baby boy. Ayaansh Thakur. Ishita belonged to a middle class household. She was in her graduation when she got married to Abhmanyu. They married because of the treaty between their grandfathers but they tried their best to make each other comfortable in the relationship. •Geetika the second daughter in law. Hardik Thakur's wife they married two years ago. Geetika and Hardik were friends since collage and everyone predicted they would get married one day. Their families had already made preparations for their wedding when they were still in collage. •Saanvi the youngest. Laksh Thakur's wife. They married one year ago. Saanvi and Laksh use to work together and even though they worked for three years together, their marriage was arranged by some mutual relative. -This story is about the inner politics of the rich families of India. The Thakur's are one of the royal family in India. They own many companies, hotels, hospital all over the world and they are friends every high class household in the nation. This story brings you them spice and drama that goes on between the young married rich couples and their rival families- RANKS #1 Brides (24March 2023) #2 family-drama (24 March 2023) #5 desi (24 March 2023)

Marrying Mr Unpredictable (COMPLETED✅️) by shakti5555

In the glittering world of wealth and power, he is known as a billionaire, a shrewd business tycoon. But behind the polished facade lies another truth: he is the ruler of the Mafia. His cold eyes have witnessed countless lives extinguished, and his heart knows no mercy. Even his own family treads carefully around him, fearing the darkness that coils within. She is the delicate daughter, a daddy's princess. The world assumes she has it all: beauty, wealth, and a life paved with golden promises. But beneath her designer dresses and charming smiles, she carries a secret burden. A past that haunts her, forcing her to abandon everything she once held dear. She escapes, slipping through the cracks of society, changing her identity to survive. Their paths collide unexpectedly. Fate, that fickle weaver, binds them together in matrimony. He weds her without knowing the threads that connect their pasts but with time, something changes. Her laughter, her vulnerability-it chips away at the ice around his heart. Love blooms, fragile and unexpected, like a rare flower in the desolate landscape of his soul. But truth has a way of clawing its way to the surface. The darkness that shrouds her unravels, revealing a truth he cannot ignore. She, the devil who stole his happiness is now his wife. Regret gnaws at her, but his revenge is already set, a merciless plan to crush her happiness. He wants her on her knees, begging for mercy, paying for the sins of her past. Can they resist the passion ignited in their hearts that bind them? Can he ever forgive her, or will their love wither, a slow death in the shadow of his vengeance? And can she escape his wrath, or will she face the consequences of her own cruel acts? In this dance of danger and desire, two souls, entwined by secrets, hurtling toward an inevitable collision. The world may tremble at their union, but destiny laughs-a wicked, knowing laugh-as it spins its web tighter. Join this journey to enjoy their ride.

Rescued by Darkness by user2341690000

Luciana, a four-month-old baby girl with green eyes and light brown hair, is kidnapped and horrifically abused by a terrible couple. Hidden away in a closet and left to suffer, her life takes a drastic turn when Lorenzo D'Angelo, a powerful Italian mafia boss, arrives at the couple's home to collect a debt. Instead of money, Lorenzo discovers Luciana crammed inside a box, abandoned and broken. Moved by an unexpected sense of compassion, Lorenzo rescues her and takes her back to his home.

MRS. SINGHANIA'S by Tanishka1922

When two best friends get married with two brothers. it's my first time writing a story it can contain grammatical mistakes💀 Language:- Hindi+English

Ruined (COMPLETED) by Sugarcandy6

Being a single mom to twin girls and juggling her failing business, Janvi steps into the world of politics approving of an assignment that would save her business. In doing so, she brushed in with the man who had absolutely put her in that state. Struggling hard to hide his secrets, and tackle his dark looks, she realised, she was Ruined.

Naruto The Neglected Secret Hero by Nightshadow998

Naruto is neglected and one of the best heroes of Konoha but no one knows

The Rawals Brides- from my nothing to my everything by _arieswrts_

The Royal Rawals of Rajasthan who are very famous and known in the country. The Rawals have everything fame, money, popularity and most importantly respect. Their generations have worked passionately to own the status they have today. They are the perfect family In eyes of the outer world. The real story is behind the close doors of the Rawal Mansion. The heirs of Rawal were arrange married without their consent to the ones whom they dont even love. They have anger, despise and nothing for their wives, do the Rawal Brides feel the same?. Rawal Brides, beautiful and sophisticated ladies who know how to live up to the mark to not taint their husbands reputation. Just fulfilling their duties as their daughter in law and wife. Will they ever become something more in their personal life than just mere show couple for the outer world?

CHAAHAT: Ek Ehsaas Dosti Se Badhkar by ayesh_theticss16

This story might remind you of Rahul Anjali and Tina from the movie "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai". But here is something different for y'all. Aashna and Ankur, inseparable since childhood, never imagined their friendship would take a dramatic turn. Enter Suhana, the new college beauty, and Ankur's heart is captivated. As the trio becomes unbreakable, secrets and misunderstandings threaten to tear them apart. Rejection, hate, and a forced marriage ensue, leaving Aashna heartbroken. But a sudden incident sparks a change in Ankur's heart. Best friends to Haters to Lovers 🥴 Will Aashna forgive and give love another chance? Will Aashna finally get the love she always desired from her best friend turned soulmate? Dive into this emotional rollercoaster to discover the power of true love. 💕

သူမရဲ့ချိုမြိန်သောကျိန်စာ(complete) by CandyLay122

"ရှင်က ကျမရဲ့ ခေါင်းကိုင်မိခင်လား🤯" "မဟုတ်ဘူး!😡 ငါကနင့်ရဲ့ခေါင်းကိုင်မိခင်မဟုတ်ဘူး😑" "ကောင်းတာပေါ့😄 ကျမလည်းမဖြစ်စေချင်ပါဘူး မဟုတ်ရင်နှမြောစရာကြီး🥰" "🤔ဘာကိုလည်း??" "အလှလေးကိုဆုံးရှုံးရမှာလေ🤨 ရှင့်အတွက်နှမြောစရာကောင်းတယ်😤" "😳"

MADE IN HEAVEN by MoaningForMin2

Jeon Jungkook has been secretly in love with Taehyung since ages. But Tae only loves Jimin. However, one day - their parents arrange their wedding for business purposes. Will Tae be able to see the love in Jungkook's eyes?

His Rooh | Deep Affection by hkoriginal

Jodhbir Agnihotri had been faking friendly smiles since his father was murdered. But then he fell head over heels for Ruhani Shekhawat, only to realise there's a dark past connecting them. ••• Book Three in Awadh series Can be read as a standalone

Mrinal ~ The Heart Of Prince by beparwah_dil

Pagalpan ki had se na guzre toh voh pyaar kaisa? Hosh me toh rishte nibhaye jate hai" __________________. Love Love is beautiful but it can be harsh too, Feeling is pure but it is a sin too, love make you smile but it give tears too ,love make you laugh but it can be your last scream too, Red symbolize love But it is a colour of blood too, if love give reason to live then it can be reason of death too. " Love is not easy it demand sacrifice " This is the story of Prince Àbhiman and the princess Mrinal ~ the cruel game of love... He was told not to love her, yet he lost his heart in front of her , she had thought that she would stay away from him, yet she lost her heart unknowingly to him.... The saga which is filled with love , pain , sacrifice. .... Join the love but painful saga of àbhiman and mrinal!!!

Ishq Ki Dastaan by __inaraaaa__

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Dil Mein Ho Tum (Completed) (BOOK 1 OF 'DIL' SERIES) by Miss_dreamy_writer

#2 - muslim | 15-12-2021 #2 - muslim love story | 15-12-2021 #3 - forbidden | 1-08-2021 #2 - spiritual | 9-09-2022 #4 - intense | 17-12-2021 #3 - twists and turns | 8-08-2022 #6 - desi | 23-12-2021 #14 - islamic love story | 27-03-2021 #11 - love at first sight | 22-12-2021 #14 - forbidden | 12-11-2021 #22 - lovestory | 13-10-2021 #16 - indian | 15-10-2021 #25 - urdu | 29-08-2022 #23 - marriage | 12-12-2021 #21 - india | 16-12-2021 #15 - singer | 6-11-2022 ••• "This feels so right." Ayaan whispered, putting my hair behind my ear. Making butterflies appear in my stomach. "Wh-What?" I asked nervously. "You being My Wife." He said staring at me with such intensity in his eyes, making me blush. Hearing him calling me His wife, did something to my heart. "You were the one who kidnapped Mustafa, weren't you?" I asked suspiciously. A chuckle escape his lips, making him even more handsome than he is. "Yes." He agrees. "Why?" I gasped. "Jaan Ho Tum Mere, Zoya. Aese kaese Mein Tumhe Kisi Aur Ka Hone Deta." He growls possessively, pulling me closer to him.

Fu Lang Called Me Home For Dinner by LiannQ

Title: 夫郎喊我回家吃软饭了 Author: 岛里天下 Status: Completed Description: Du Heng transmigrated into a cripple. He's a cripple picked up by a fierce brother to be a his husband. Brother (fierce): Don't think about leaving if you have bad legs. Be honest with me and I will definitely not starve you. Du Heng: ... He is a majestic old man, he is going to be reduced to soft food! Impossible, even if you cross it, I will never give in! --The next day, the brother came back from the field and saw that the dirty clothes he had changed the night before had been dried in the yard, there were three dishes and one soup on the table. Du Heng: As long as the food is cooked by oneself, it is not considered soft food. ------ At night, when Du Heng was about to turn on the lamp to sleep, the brother walked in, took off his clothes, and went to bed. Brother: Get things done quickly while the farming is slack. Just lie down and don't move around. I'll do it. Du Heng hugged the quilt and gritted his teeth, he had never even had a date, so innocent! This talent has to do things for three days, no way! He will never give in! --The next year, when the kid was running around in the yard, Du Heng put down his book and sighed, picked up the kid, and had to call his husband home for dinner. _________ JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS: ✓ PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D) ✓ FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading) ✓ Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read ✓ DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading. ✓ All Rights and Credits to the original author, google translator, and link(s) 　　

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Fuck, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

Tips to a Happy Life ✔️ by FeralClaws

Just one sentence, random but simple tips to help you have a happy and healthy life ;)

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

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Rajputana

"I am ready but there is only one problem that my month has come". She said while controlling her smile. Abhirath asked in confusion "what? month?? What is that". She blushed-"monthly bleeding problem don't you even understand this, then how will you handle the whole kingdom". Abhirath looked at me with disgust. Abhirath provoke: she has big mouth to tell me such thing without feeling shy. I ordered-"come and sleep". Verenya provoke: I laughed in my heart and swear against him that I will gonna make him regret for this marriage... Yes i can't hurt him physically because i care for Bundi but i can tease and torture him. I giggled. I took other side of the bed and fall asleep. Next day Verenya provoke: I wake up early in the morning and saw Abhirath sleeping peacefully and calmly. I didn't understand how can he looks so calm while he was sleeping. Suddenly one idea popped in my mind and I giggled. I try to look for any paint but there was nothing in room. Only items and flower petals were in the room. My eyes fall on my 'vermilion' box and I run towards my dressing table and took half of it into a plate and added water in it and it become bright red colour. I slowly walked towards him and start making ugly drawing on his face through my fingers. Made few circles on his cheeks and red dots on his nose and wavy lines on his forehead after doing so much to him i couldn't able to control my laugh and i took my vile and left for bomb to explode. ______________________________ "There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved." In this story u will see : How unexpectedly one daring princess fall in love with the prince who want her in exchange of her kingdom. Lets see how these two stars will meet and how they are destined to destiny. ❤