You did WHAT?!
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Last published Tue, May 24, 2022
I have been in some wild, weird, and shitty scenarios in my life. Most of them are a wild goose chase, but actually hilarious! So sit back, crack a beer, or any drink, put your feet up and enjoy the chaos!
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October's Craving
I was making my way to my assigned seat when my clumsy self decided that it was the perfect time to show up, tripping on something, I felt myself falling onto something or rather someone's lap? "Ugh," he groans as I grab him for support. Thanking my lucky stars I look up at a pair of teal blue eyes that seems to be in a lot of pain. "Remove your hands," the stranger says with so much strain lacing his baritone voice. I quickly remove my hands from his thighs still sitting on his laps "No, not that one, the other one," he grunts "BEFORE I DRAG YOU TO THE NEAREST BATHROOM MYSELF, KINDLY REMOVE YOUR HANDS, RIGHT NOW! Blushing hard, I look down to see that I had a firm grip on his very hard cock. Fuck!
F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In.
There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.Complete
Two hearts equal one LOVE.
Sitting by myself, my feet stuck in the cool water of the little stream, I tried, for the ten millionth time, to reason out why I had to have these problems. I was just a normal everyday kid, no better, no worse than most. I didn't do drugs, I didn't smoke or drink. I worried about my grades and my lack of six pack abs and if I was ever gonna get any taller or grow any hair on my chest. No earthshaking stuff, but important to me.Complete
Finding Out: Part 1
I woke up because I heard people laughing, I opened my eyes and saw that I was sitting on someone's lap I screamed, I seem to do that a lot lately. All the boys covered their ears and the car went from the lane, it was scary because we almost fell of the cliff. I turned around and hid my head in someone's chest and he wrapped his arms around me. The car went a little to the right, so I screamed again. We then took a sharp turn to the left the limo was tilting. I look out of the window and saw that there was at least 10 meters to the ground. The door was swung open by one of the guys, the driver was trying hard to keep the front half of the limo on the road.Complete![My BestFriends DAD... [ON GOING]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/311975434-256-k793232.jpg)
My BestFriends DAD... [ON GOING]
Fuck... A craped car. Full of family and friends,sitting on the LAP of my bestfriends dad. Moving around to get comfortable, I felt something poke me. His hands on my waist making me freeze. I move a little more to see what happens... Testing the waters because I've had the longest crush on him. I remember where we were but bags everywhere, I couldn't see anyone so...logical they can't see me...Right? I took the chance and arched just a little. His hands slowly moving towards my inner thigh but stop half way,giving them a squeeze. I can feel the poke getting harder. Knowing I have the same effect on him as he does on me. "Alright made it to the first Gas station..." my mom says This gonna be the longest 8 hour drive of my life...
Quotes/Rants/Confessions
I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff
Destined By Fate
Kendall has always lived a quiet life in a small town in Illinois with her family, friends, and boyfriend Jordan. Her life had been mostly happy other than when her best friend moved away when she was 10. It took her years to get over that loss. Then several years later, tragedy struck when her father passed away suddenly and Kendall was forced to move with her mom closer to Chicago where she could find a job to support the two of them. Little does Kendall know that she is in for the surprise of a lifetime. From the book.... As he catches up to me, he grabs my arm swings me around and with one swift movement he ushers me into a nearby empty classroom with the lights off. He cages me in against the wall. His close proximity is making me dizzy and my mind is thinking very dirty thoughts. Wait no. I can't think like that anymore. "Kendall." He says hungrily. "You are mine and only mine. You drive me wild and no one else can have you." He says as he attacks my lips. It feels so amazing I can't help but kiss him back. I run my hands through his beautiful hair and he groans into the kiss. Man I don't want this to ever end. I feel drunk on him. I don't think I can let him go. He stops suddenly to finish his thoughts. "No one can make you feel like this. Or kiss you here...." He says as he kisses down my neck. I moan and he smirks pulling his face impossibly close to mine. "..or touch you." He says as he takes his hand and brushes it lightly down my arm and he snakes it back around my back pulling me even closer if that is possible. He finally stops at my ass which he squeezes delightfully and I hum in response. Warning: Contains graphic sexual content. Read at your own discretion. You will not be warned ahead of time. This is your only warning.Complete
Troubled love
"I do. I do believe you." He cuts me off. "I'm sorry for accusing you I just, I don't know. At the time I thought it made sense." "Don't apologise. I deserved your outburst guilty or not. I deserved a lot more than that." I excuse honestly. "Why do you have to make this so hard?" He groans. "Sorry?" I ask. "You. You're making this difficult." "I didn't mean-" "That right there. Quit being a gentleman. You are making it so hard to hate you right now." "I-" I get cut off by his lips on mine. His hands hold onto either side of my face as he roughly kisses me. I close my eyes and let him lead. He falls into my lap and I wrap my hand around him and hold his hips.Complete
I was making my way to my assigned seat when my clumsy self decided that it was the perfect time to show up, tripping on something, I felt myself falling onto something or rather someone's lap? "Ugh," he groans as I grab him for support. Thanking my lucky stars I look up at a pair of teal blue eyes that seems to be in a lot of pain. "Remove your hands," the stranger says with so much strain lacing his baritone voice. I quickly remove my hands from his thighs still sitting on his laps "No, not that one, the other one," he grunts "BEFORE I DRAG YOU TO THE NEAREST BATHROOM MYSELF, KINDLY REMOVE YOUR HANDS, RIGHT NOW! Blushing hard, I look down to see that I had a firm grip on his very hard cock. Fuck!
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