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Parts 1
Time <5 mins

(((tw: nasty-nasty-pedo jokes and future mentioning of people burning)))
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          s𝓊𝔪𝐦𝒆я...😏
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    "Ў/ᑎ~?"
    
    Above you stood a young girl. She appeared to be holding a bomb of some sort. You silently pray to the archons that she is not a terrorist. She giggled, perhaps at the emotion of fear that was now obviously plastered on your face and depicted through your posture.
    
    "ώђⓐＴ'Ⓢ 𝓎σỮя ᑎ𝓪мᵉ?"
    
    The forest flashed around you, and past you a figure darted. Well, not darted, more like huffed profusely and fell face first into a stump, but whatever, they tried. You stood, and a particular affinity for the girl blossomed within you. You had to protect her. You simply had to.
    
    Not in a romantic way, though...
    
    It could be said that a certain man with a long, matted beard that coated the underside of his chin and neck like grass atop rolling hills, had other plans. He was indeed certain someone who already had several encounters with the immortal zombie of Liyue, Qiqi. 
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    ᵇＡ𝓢เ𝐜ｓ
    😳 second fanfic,,,,,, 😳😳😳😳😳😳
    😳 yes, this is satire. fbi please dont hunt me down, im just joking
    😳 klee momnent
    😳 might bomb mondstadt idk
    😳 NECK-BEARDED MAN SPOTTED IN MONDSTADT RUN
    😳 RUN
    😳 RUN
    😳 RUN
    😳 RUN 3 ON COOL MATH GAMES
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"𝓸𝓗 𝔾σｏᗪ нᗴÃ𝔳𝐞𝓷ｓ~"
Thu, Apr 7, 2022

(((tw: nasty-nasty-pedo jokes and future mentioning of people burning)))
💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥
s𝓊𝔪𝐦𝒆я...😏
💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥
"Ў/ᑎ~?"

Above you stood a young girl. She appeared to be holding a bomb of some sort. You silently pray to the archons that she is not a terrorist. She giggled, perhaps at the emotion of fear that was now obviously plastered on your face and depicted through your posture.

"ώђⓐＴ'Ⓢ 𝓎σỮя ᑎ𝓪мᵉ?"

The forest flashed around you, and past you a figure darted. Well, not darted, more like huffed profusely and fell face first into a stump, but whatever, they tried. You stood, and a particular affinity for the girl blossomed within you. You had to protect her. You simply had to.

Not in a romantic way, though...

It could be said that a certain man with a long, matted beard that coated the underside of his chin and neck like grass atop rolling hills, had other plans. He was indeed certain someone who already had several encounters with the immortal zombie of Liyue, Qiqi.
💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥
ᵇＡ𝓢เ𝐜ｓ
😳 second fanfic,,,,,, 😳😳😳😳😳😳
😳 yes, this is satire. fbi please dont hunt me down, im just joking
😳 klee momnent
😳 might bomb mondstadt idk
😳 NECK-BEARDED MAN SPOTTED IN MONDSTADT RUN
😳 RUN
😳 RUN
😳 RUN
😳 RUN 3 ON COOL MATH GAMES
💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥

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