Gay Pirate Stuff

Pirate and Salt get into Gay Pirate Stuff.

this is actually kinda serious but I'm terrible at sounding or looking professional.
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Quick Headcannons Rq,
1: Pirate and Salt are good friends, and used to be in the navy together.
2: Salt is Gay and Pirate is closeted Bi.
3: Pirates actual name is Jackson, and Salts is Percy (because I like it and also I forgot what the other one was if someone I know is reading this)
4: Pirate is in a failing marriage with Captain Ice. Neither of them really want to stay together, but they do it for the kids.
4a: Said kids are Sorbet and Peppermint.
5: Captin Ices name is Minnie
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DISCLAMER

SEX
IS
IN
THIS.

There is hot gay sex, and if that ain't your thing, thats A-ok. But there do be penis.
And also mentions of divorce. So, quick heads up.
And also also cheating. Like, even discussing it beforehand.
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I hope you like it, if you don't, still interact with it because that gives me clout either way.