Harry Potter in Time but He's a Stoner
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Just the title. Harry Potter is going into his 6th year at Hogwarts and likes to smoke weed. That's it. He has an accident that lands him with his 16year old parents and god parents but with Harry's unbearable wit and inability to stay out of the limelight, how many secrets will he discover about the people that he never really got to know?
This is very much a Dumbledore hate account so don't expect much good from him.
Drarry.
Wolfstar.
Dudley is "good" in this.
PLEASE READ THE N/A BEFORE STARTING THE STORY.
COVER DOESN'T BELONG TO ME.
NEITHER DOES HARRY POTTER OR THE CHARACTERS.
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