Dear Zombie Bitch
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MatureOngoing5m
Last published Thu, Aug 31, 2023
cat is a stupid fucking bitch. a low iq loser. an idiotic little dumbass. an unintelligent bozo.
gwen is a white cracker.
what happens when the two become neighbors? besties, even? 👀
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this is a shitpost parody of dear starboy that i made for my friend. it's her birthday. happy birthday gwen 💔
this is so fucking stupid.
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